Cannes Lions Dispatch Week

In response to the unilateral praise received for last year's Asia Dispatch Week, we here at the Muk Report have decided to continue the tradition of hack foreign journalism by sending Upper West Side correspondent, Kirin Sapporo, to the 53rd Annual Cannes Lions International Advertising Festival.

Armed only with his press pass and an unyielding boner for French ass, Mr. Sapporo promises an all access view of Cannes Lions as the advertising world descends en masse this week.

Who will win the coveted Agency of the Year award? Who will take the Grand Prix? How long before our correspondent figures out that his per diem barely covers a single cup of coffee?

Dispatches are forthcoming. Stay tuned!

[Previously - Muk Report: Asia Dispatch Week]