Where's the closure? Sheesh.
OK, CLOSURE BYE!
When I think about my blog, I touch myself.
Aside from pathological who-gives-a-shit-itis, the main reason I haven't posted recently is because of all the other bad excuses. What? What I'm saying is that I'm drunk.
MinnesotaPaul: I remember the early days where you could look at them and say "Hey!! I'm gonna go clean the ducts in the basement! Wanna help!??" And they'd light up -- now, when I tell them we're going to the fucking store, you'd think I'd burned them with a cigarette.
MukReport: Uh, "congrats dude" would have done it.
[Christmas with Mormon Tabernacle Choir Featuring Renee Fleming and Claire Bloom in background]
Most of us that joined the bowling team at Ridley Junior High in 1985 did so for one reason: FREE. In our lower middle class world, gratis weekly bowling offered some respite from the daily waves of suburban ennui. The two or so hours after school that we spent at The Lanes were two hours not spent watching Scooby Doo re-runs or smoking hash out on the train tracks. This, of course, left 4 other days for watching Scooby Doo re-runs and smoking hash out on the train tracks, but that's another matter.
Filed Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 11:35 PM by Kirin Sapporo
Remember that whole Asia Dispatch Week thingy we did last year? Remember the thrill you felt every morning going into your horribly shitty job knowing that you could dial in to the Muk Report to see if Kirin Sapporo would finally pull the trigger and bang one of Singapore's finest "ladyboys?"
ST. MARYS, Ga. -- A sex offender wanted by the Virginia State Police was arrested after he was found in a wooded area behind Mary Lee Clark Elementary School, where he was apparently living in a hole, according to a WJXT-TV report.
[13:44] mukreport: you know what sucks. i'll tell you what sucks.