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And these symptoms are totally hip too. Just so you know,

Backache
Constipation
Cramps
Dizziness
Fluid retention
Hemorrhoids
Heartburn
Hypertension
Insomnia
Mood swings
Morning sickness
Rib pain
Sore breasts
Yeast infection
Varicose veins

[CNN: It's Hip to be Pregnant]
[BellyBelly: Common Pregnancy Ailments & Side Effects]