Asia Dispatch Week: Konnichi Wa

I know just how much all of you have been enjoying Asia Dispatch Week here on the Muk Report. Well, good news - our very own mildly retarded enthusiastic version of Alexis de Tocqueville, Kirin Sapporo, has departed Singapore and arrived safely in the motherland, Japan.

Mr. Sapporo will be working on more dispatches, which I expect to be arriving shortly in bright pink Hello Kitty envelopes.

Stay tuned.