Nothing Beats Rock
Don't miss the Daily Heights' Rock, Paper, Scissors tournament on 5/26 at Freddy's Backroom. For a refresher on the rules, consult Seinfeld episode 80, The Stand-In,
KRAMER & MICKEY: Rock, paper, scissors match.
MICKEY: All right, rock beats paper.
(Mickey smacks Kramer on the hand for losing)
KRAMER: I thought paper covered rock?
MICKEY: Nah, rock flies right through paper.
KRAMER: What beats rock?
MICKEY: (looks at his hand) Nothing beats rock.