Nothing Beats Rock

Don't miss the Daily Heights' Rock, Paper, Scissors tournament on 5/26 at Freddy's Backroom. For a refresher on the rules, consult Seinfeld episode 80, The Stand-In,

KRAMER & MICKEY: Rock, paper, scissors match.

MICKEY: All right, rock beats paper.

(Mickey smacks Kramer on the hand for losing)

KRAMER: I thought paper covered rock?

MICKEY: Nah, rock flies right through paper.

KRAMER: What beats rock?

MICKEY: (looks at his hand) Nothing beats rock.