Kill Whitey in a Feckless, Ironic Way

Well, it looks like I am too late to catch this event in Williamsburg tonight. From Todd P's site,

TONITE - Thursday, April 28th @ CLUB EXIT — TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE!

|| dj Kill Whitey

|| KILL WHITEY DANCE PARTY TO FOLLOW

Now, I used to be all for coming down on whitey, but somewhere along the line, probably when I married whitey and then sired a half-whitey, I must have lost my edge.

Seriously, will someone drop flyers over Williamsburg, announcing the death of irony?