Jersey Shore Report #3: George Carlin Doppleganger

The following conversation took place at a NJ shore-area wine store,

Guy in Line Ahead of Me [to cashier]: Did anyone ever tell you you look like George Carlin?
Cashier: Oh yeah, heard that a bunch of times.
Guy in Line Ahead of Me: Well, it's true, you really do.
Cashier: Wish I had his money.
Cashier: [Chuckles]
Guy in Line Ahead of Me: [Chuckles]
Muk: [Chuckles then quickly re-grips]

Ok, I can understand the money thing, but isn't there something more valuable that one would covet from Mr. Carlin? Like, say, his SUBLIMELY BRILLIANT COMEDIC AND OBSERVATIONAL SENSIBILITIES?!

Although, come to think of it, he probably made a lot of scratch doing Thomas the Tank Engine.

P.S. Fuck you Hurrican Ernesto for ruining my long weekend!