The Real Bush Note

When we at Muk Report headquarters learned of the alleged note to Condi Rice in which the President professes his dire need to make pee pee, we were a little incredulous. It's not that we doubted that Bush, known for his whimsical side, would pull something like this at a U.N. Security Council meeting. It's just that, well, Dubya is just not known for any sort of extemporaneous speech or writing that is so clear and unequivocal.

It was obvious: something was up.

So we put out the APB and, sure enough, our loyal White House moles turned up the goods. With that, I present to you,

The Real Bush Note to Condi Rice (click to enlarge)