An Open Letter to Anheuser-Busch CEO, Patrick Stokes

Dear Mr. Stokes,

While I commend your efforts to assist the victims of Hurricane Katrina, might I suggest that you augment your existing contribution with one of your other fine products? I mean, if there's a group of people more deserving of a few hundred cases of Natty Ice, I certainly don't know it.

Best Regards,
Muk

P.S. This may also be a good time to take your Hurricane and Hurricane Ice Malt Liquor products off the shelves. Oh, you're welcome.

[Anheuser-Busch]