Do You, Insufferable Dork, Take Frigid Pedant As Your Lawfully Wedded Wife?
The New York Times Weddings & Celebrations section is one of my favorite reads of the week. Where else can you witness a nonstop cavalcade of vainglorious approval-seekers jacking off in plain sight of millions of readers. I once tried to write a parody of it, but realized quickly that it is its own lampoon.
There is a terrific site, Veiled Conceit, that does a cutting analysis of each week's most conspicuously haughty couples.
Now, I have a pretty strong stomach, but the wedding of Adriane Giebel and John Walter was even too much for me.
Thankfully, Veiled Conceit was all over it.