The Muk Report's Upper West Side correspondent, Yash Egami, phoned in about this piece regarding dope-flavored lollipops and the predictable controversy surrounding them. Mr. Egami comments,
Whoever the genius is who came up with this idea, I say, fucking brilliant. We're looking at a whole new industry here. Pop Rocks can just be repackaged as "Crack Rocks." Pixie Stix could be "Pixie Blow." The possibilities are endless.
Oh, it turns out they have already co-opted Pixie Stix for use as an intoxicant.