The Muk Report: Behind the Scenes

To give you, the reader, some idea of the sheer creative might that propels The Muk Report onward, upward, never downward, but sometimes sideward, I offer you the following alternate headlines for the last post,


Jane Fonda's Complete Ego Workout
Barbarsmella
On Golden Shower
The Vagina Syndrome
Jane Fonda is a Stupid, Stupidhead