Wednesday, August 31, 2005

He Giveth and Taketh Away

God: "Here's the deal. I will devastate an entire region, killing thousands and displacing hundreds of thousands more.

Humanity: "Umm, ok."

God: "And in return..."

Humanity: "What?"

God: One dude gets a boat.

Humanity: [Places rifle to head]

[Chalmette man quote from WWL-TV Blog]


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