Pat Robertson Hates on Evolution

The people of Dover, PA did the right thing this past Tuesday when they voted out their school board for advocating the teaching of intelligent design as part of the biology curriculum.

Or so they thought.

Conservative Christian broadcaster and all-around douchebag, Pat Robertson, had these ominous words (via CNN),

"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city."

Shit, I don't even believe in God and I think he would get there quicker than FEMA.